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tomorrow morning! all members of the academy who are eligible are invited to vote their nominations for best picture. in most other categories, the nominations are decided by a vote of the members working in that specific category. then the entire membership chooses from those nominations the recipients of the oscars. and finally, the results of all the secret voting are known only
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coming up, what was taken and who is behind bars charged in the crime. now from western north carolina's news leader, this is news 13 at 11:00. >> frank: a hendersonville man is behind bars tonight accused of stealing from biltmore baptist church. deputies say that jeffrey silvers also stole items from an asheville business. the two thefts combine total more than $30,000. justin, there was also damage to property there. >> justin: yeah, an iron gate around the church parking area. according to warrants, this all took place in the middle of december. but he was arrested today. two months after a theft investigation at biltmore baptist church began, jeffrey silvers is behind bars. the 22-year-old hendersonville
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church's lawn care equipment. he also took other tools worth nearly $9,000 from someone else. we spoke with that victim who says his company was on the property doing work when it became a target. over $50,000 worth of equipment gone. but it didn't end there. silvers then pawned some of that gear in asheville. stopping at american pawn, cash masters, and allens jewelry and pawn on tunnel. we reached out to the church for comment but have not heard back yet. we also spoke with an employee at one of the pawn shops. he says he was unfamiliar with the case. tonight. his next court date is tomorrow. reporting live in arden, justin hinton, news 13. >> frank: the asheville man charged in a triple murder scheduled to appear in court tomorrow.
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a probable cause hearing. johnson's body was found inside his apartment on the evening of october 27th. investigators believe he killed king and diz that same night. dumped their bodies inside the river. a rule 24 hearing to determine whether the state will seek the death penalty. tonight, police in dayton, ohio, are not releasing the motive in the killing of a pastor. the suspected shooter, the reverend's brother. elise colton reports. >> reporter: daniel schooler opened fire inside the baptist church killing his brother. witnesses described what happened. >> this man walked in and sat down. we were singing.
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the morning prayer and walked back in to his office. and after the offering, this man got up and walked to the back in the study where pastor was. >> we were singing maybe one
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the. >> karen: we finish out a nice dry weekend. but we do have showers on the way now. >> karen: moving through
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this is a quick moving line of light shows. they should be in the mountains before daybreak. so if you are going to head out early, make sure you have that umbrella ready to go. meanwhile, we are mild right now. asheville 50. franklin down to 35. winds very calm there. so that's certainly helped those locations cool down. meanwhile, places that have been breezier still quite warm. gaffney 52. still quite breezy in greer. the winds have calmed down quite a bit in forest city and gaffney. as we check out that tyson furniture bus stop forecast, big changes. going from cool to wet at pickup time. sunny and 60. more on how long we can into i this very mild spell we're in now, frank. we want opportunity.
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the same opportunities. and that's it. that's it. you know. >> frank: oscar night here on 13 wlos and the big question in the academy awards, how would chris rock open the show? he used a mix of humor and seriousness to address concerns over the lack of african american nominees. this prompted the trending hashtag oscars so white. the lack of diversity prompted movie legends like spike lee and will smith to boycott. >> the other thing as a writer, i will speak to the fact that your words and script is never realized without a director. not only have i found an
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of the best directors i know. >> frank: all night long we've been posted on our social media platforms about the oscars. we've been asking who you think wowed the crowd on the red carpet and came away with the title best dress. tori hartwell said she thought rachel mc adams looked gorgeous in her emerald gown. denise atkins liked host chris rock for his look tonight. jett ryan thought cate blanchett looked very well put together. i guess that's a good description. we know who won those prized golden statues. before the show, karen and i cast our own ballots. >> karen: we did. we have the picks for the best
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i chose . >> frank: leonardo di caprio for the revenant. >> karen: mine was . >> frank: brie larson for room. that was karen's pick. i picked jennifer lawrence for "joy.". best cinematog graphy went to . >> karen: but these days resellers gobble up tickets online and then sell them back to you at major mark ups. >> frank: how venues are trying to crack down on the industry wide problem. >> reporter: no matter how much we pay, we invest in an experience.
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michael mccarthy sometimes buys tickets early to save bucks. >> cheaper in advance. plus they might sell out. >> reporter: many fans like michael resort to resellers. >> a little bit can be expected. usually ifs it it's a sold out show, you're getting a ticket you otherwise wouldn't get. but if it goes crazy high, they can keep it. >> supply and demand. when somebody has something you want and it's over priced, some people are willing to pay it. >> reporter: creates sometimes a complicated problem in the music industry. when those sellers buy out blocks of tickets and ramp up prices. >> i'm usually looking for six to eight tickets. >> reporter: liz of the orange
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>> often times those people are turning around and selling tickets for an exorbitant amount of money. >> reporter: she looks for potential red flags. >> perhaps legitimate but i'm going to check and see. because i've actually seen in the past that a lot of them are based in arizona. it's a big problem for consumers because, you know, especially for big shows that sell out within a couple of days. if 10% of those tickets are being bought by people who aren't really fans. >> reporter: recently super star singer adele took on the issue after disappointed fans were left on the outside looking in. adele is working to track buyers and keep tickets away from scalpers. some seats for her latest tour were reportedly listed for more than 10 grand.
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system through e-tix. and they've got a fraud prevention team that does that for us. >> reporter: inflated ticket prices aren't the only dilemma. some fans show up not realizing they have bought invalid tickets online. >> craigslist, some of these weird ticketing websites, non-official sites. you just don't know that you're buying fake tickets. >> reporter: with more providers than ever out there, there's also more reason for consumers to know what you're buying. >> there's been a lot of push back for buyers trying to buy 50 tickets and scalp them. >> frank: across north carolina, the department of justice consumer protection division. >> karen: it's received calls and complaints for upcoming events. >> frank: a call to break up a fight leads to a shooting in salt lake city.
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with >> frank: a teenager who police say was armed with a broomstick was shot and critically injured by officers in salt lake city, utah. officers were called to break up a fight near a downtown homeless shelter. police arrived seeing a 17-year-old hitting someone with a broomstick. after that shooting, bystanders started throwing rocks and bottles at police. artist and peace advocate yoco ono is in the hospital. a spokesperson denies rumors she suffered a stroke. ono has a museum . >> frank: disneyland in california, and walt disney
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based pricing. beginning today, the park will charge three different rates depending on the time of year for a single day ticket. value, regular and peak periods. a value week day pass drops to $95. a regular pass promotes weekends and summer days goes up to 105. e peak price equals to $112. it looks sunny right there. i guess when you're talking about sun, our weather, priceless. >> karen: well above normal for that high, 66. we began the day at 26. we check out the headlines, we do have that little bit of rain we are watching that's going to come in before day break. we have heavier rain on the way. and it is still winter.
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now your news 13 skywatch weather. >> karen: we have light showers on the move. right now they are between nashville and knoxville, approaching the mountains. and they should arrive right around day break. could be a little bit wet for our morning commute. right now we are dry at 50 degrees. 52 at greenville and breezy. we take a look at one future cast model here. hour by hour we go. we have a week cool front that's going to be moving in to the region by day break. that is bringing the light rain our way. actually this latest model shows it pretty much falling apart and just some more cloud cover. but i think we could get a few sprinkles here and there. then we are in for a beautiful sunny day. we have high pressure building in behind that cool front.
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back in to the 60s with abundant sunshine. by 5 o'clock, looking good. those light showers we get early morning are going to be a distant memory. we have more rain on the way. tuesday, 7 o'clock, it is going to be sunny and beautiful. but then the clouds roll in along with a little bit of rain in our western mountains beginninin tuesday afternoon. scattered showers on tuesday at 6 o'clock. but we see some heavier rain on the horizon by then. and as we go in to wednesday, this is going to be moving in to the region. heavier rain. can't rule out a few system. and then turning cooler. lows overnight are going to remain mild. 40 in asheville. upper 30s in waynesville. lower 40s in the upstate. tomorrow, we're warming back up to a high near 62 in asheville. franklin 63. and 70 in pickens. we take a look at the next seven days. a couple of them are going to be
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on tuesday. tuesday, a better chance of needing that umbrella. wednesday will be the most unsettled day with those showers. maybe a few storms. cooling down on wednesday. we could see a very light wintery mix on friday. here's a quick look at that
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have a great morning. when a counselor asked how much my husband drinks, i said, "not that much." i don't know why i said that. he always drank too much, but i guess i'm so used to keeping it a secret that i didn't tell the truth- to myself or anyone else. my husband has drinks with friends after work. he has a couple of drinks at home with dinner and a few more while we watch tv. pretty soon he's shouting at me and blaming me for all of his problems. i just can't take it anymore. a counselor recommended al-anon family groups. she said al-anon members have had experiences just like mine, and they would explain how al-anon is helping them. i didn't want to go to al-anon, but i'm sure glad i did. is someone's drinking breaking your heart? you might be surprised at what you can learn in an al-anon family group,
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call 1-888-4al-anon, or go to >> luke: jimmie johnson has built a resume that stands out among the best drivers in nascar history. but one thing he was never to race against, dale earnhardt. nascar racing in atlanta today. with three laps to go, ryan newman loses a tire. jimmie johnson in the lead at that point. he knows exactly what to do from
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there's a minor wreck behind him but johnson still crosses the finish line first to go on to win his 76th career sprint car victory. that ties him with dale earnhardt. he never got to race with dale earnhardt. but being on the same place in the history books is a big deal for jimmie johnson. >> tying him today, for myself, personally, gives me a little something. just a little bit of attachment to the great dale earnhardt. and something i'm very proud of. >> luke: next weekend, nascar will head to las vegas. the western carolina baseball team earned its first victory saturday. it was a gorgeous day full of sunshine for college baseball at childres field. bases loaded for former erwin
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that does the job clearing the bases for three runs as western takes the lead, 4 to 3. in the bottom of the third inning, the hits keep on coming for western carolina. danny bermudez has lift off. that ball goes out of the ball park. they would not be able to hold on to that lead today. western carolina goes on to lose to louisiana monroe. your final score, 16 to 10. >> we gotta grind and just keep battling and get back to work and practice. you know, play the way that catamount baseball has been playing here for the last 30 years. you know. and just do a better job of executing our plan and sticking to our plan. >> luke: the next game will be tuesday at home against niagara. the 55th wnc sports awards banquet will be at the omni grove park inn. it will honor the best high
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throughout the area. 80 finalists will be invited and 19 awards will beanded out. former appalachian state football coach and star connie roger's newcomb will be inducted in to the hall of fame. steve white will receive lifetime achievement awards. four high school basketball teams from the mountains still standing in the prep playoffs.
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teams will >> luke: just one boys basketball team and three girls basketball team from the area playoffs. cherokee boys and smoky mountain girls will all play on tuesday. rf central girls will play at smoky mountain. all games right now are scheduled for tuesday evening. coach k and number 15 duke on the road at pittsburg. derrick thornton turns over the basketball and pittsburg's shelton jeter throws it down. 37 to 23. second half, grayson allen, another turnover. look at the pass from jamel artis to young. two-handed dunk. pitt up by 20 points.
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beating duke 76 to 62. the western carolina men's basketball team getting ready for its next game saturday march 5th. they'll take on wofford at 2:30 saturday afternoon. unc asheville will playn friday. >> frank: thanks a lot for joining us. staying up through this whole oscar thing.
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have a great we ( fence rattling ) ( sighs ) ( bird chirping ) i'm the greatest hitter in the world! strike one. i'm the greatest hitter in the world! strike two. hmm.
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strike three. - wow. - ( rock music playing ) i'm the greatest pitcher in the world! yes! - celebrate good times, come on... - ( boy speaks ) - let's celebrate. - a message from the foundation for a better life.. and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live after the oscars"! >> how do you think it went? what did you think of j-law's dress? which white people did you go after, bro? >> chris, over here, did you to us! >> jimmy, jimmy kimmel, what are you doing out here? >> jimmy: my mom got me this camera, i figured i'd get a few shots. >> don't you have the "after the oscars" special tonight?
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get a gift basket? can i get some of that nourishing lotion? yo, chris. did leta rock it tonight? chris, who are you wearing? chris! i didn't find out who you're wearing! i need to know who you're wearing! >> dicky: from hollywood -- it's "jimmy kimmel live after the oscars"! tonight - ben affleck, tracy morgan, henry cavill, jesse isenberg, j.k. simmons, will arnett, nathan lane, matthew broderick, mike tyson, and less. plus we go live to the governors ball. presented by samsung. with cleto and the cletones. and now -- lights, camera, action -
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i was not expecting it. thank you. i'm jimmy. thanks for watching. thanks for staying up. i know it's late for a sunday night but welcome to our 11th annual after the oscars special. the statues have been handed out, the speeches have been spoken, and once again i was notot invited to any of the after parties so here we are together. [ cheers and applause ] making the best of it. it was a night of controversy. it was a night of awareness. it was a night of a lot of uncomfortable famous white people trying to make sure they clapped when the cameras were on them. as you know there were no black nominees in the acting categories. tonight's oscar hopefuls were whiter than the line to buy
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the only way a black or hispanic or asian octoberer was going to win an oscar was if they let steve harvey announce the winner and that didn't happen. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the show went mostly as expected, there weren't a ton of surprises. the biggest surprise was learning there's actually a movie called "the 100 year old man who climbed out the window and disappeared." it was an interesting show. the sound cut out on one of the guys who won best sound design. true. i think the person -- the kid who introduced best short was short. so that was good. and the woman who won best costume design showed up dressed like this. >> this is the second oscar and tenth nomination for jenny bevin. the first oscar in this category -- >> jimmy: she looked like sammy hagar in sturgis.
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work home with her. "spotlight" won best picture. brie larson won best actress. [ cheers and applause ] leonardo dicaprio won best actor. types. until tonight he never won but everyone kept saying, this is his year. and it was. but you know, the man has had sex with a different victoria's secret model every night of -- every year of his year. from 1991 on has been his year. and it was a special night whether you're a fan of movies, movie stars, or the ryan seacrest men's wear collection. we still have many great moments in store yore rou. ben affleck is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: bad man versus superman." he's batman. yesterday was ben's 4-year-old son's birthday party and guess what costume his son made him wear to entertain the kids at the party. that's right. we'll find out how that went. it's not all glamorous, this hollywood stuff.
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carpet, next day 15 preschoolers are beating you with pinata sticks. right now the stars are heading to the governors ball, the post-oscars party across the street. our man guillermo is there standing by live via our big cisco screen. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we'll get go to him now, guillermo, what's it like, are there any big stars around? >>. >> yes, there's a lot of the big stars around here. beautiful women too. >> jimmy: why don't you have any of them? >> oh. they at the bar right now. >> jimmy: they're at the bar, all right. see who you can russell up for us and we'll check back in later. how many drinks have you had? >> about 40 shots of tequila. >> jimmy: okay, great. perfect. so he's ready to go. that's actually less than he typically has on a sunday night. thank you, guillermo. we'll check back in with you later at the governors ball. one of the most critically acclaimed movies of the year this year that was not nominated for best picture was "cred," the
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the son of one of his greatals. stallone was nominated for an oscar. it would not be a movie without a sequel. the world premiere trailer for the much-anticipated followup to "creed." >> i will have a choice. this is my one shot. i was born to do this. can't nobody stop me! >> you got no business being here. >> the other fighters are fighting for their lives. look at you. eating a hero sandwich. >> it's a hoagie! >> get the hell out of my gym! >> look at this. your first fight with clubber. you got caught with a right uppercut.
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with an itchy blow hole. hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! >> how do you know so much about that fight? >> that was my pops. >> junior. >> that's what marty povis told us. i need you to train me. >> train you to do what? >> what do you think i'm talking about, fool, to fight. >> you don't look like a fighter. >> i been fighting my whole life. the people who said i couldn't fight -- >> ha ha ha! >> fighting my demons. >> hey, baby. >> fighting that lady in the wendy's drive-through because she wouldn't give me extra dipping sauce. >> quheerls my dipping sauce? >> all i asked for was extra honey mustard! aahhh! >> i'll teach you to fight, kid. let's get some shorts on you because we got work to do. come on.
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honey busmustard. >> come on! come on now! >> oohh! >> one. >> come on, chicken, come over here! >> boxing isn't just about strength and conditioning. it's about heart. brains. >> and fowls and wings! >> over, under, round and through. meet mr. bunny pull it through. you're not focusing. you've got to focus. beat that meat like you mean it! harder! harder! you've got to kill him! give it to him! what the hell are you doing? whoa, whoa, whoa! hey, hey, no! no! no! got it?
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you've got it! [ cheers and applause ] >> it's the fight nobody thought would happen. >> this is a fight nobody thought should happen. this is a disgrace to the sport of boxing. but i can't wait to see it. >> this is our last round, you need this one. >> i keep thinking it's gum. >> focus, kid, you need your edge out there! >> rrrow! hey, get me some. honey mustard, you remembered! >> that's right. now go get him. >> that was clubber. >> i know, i know. mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah. love you so much. i got hair in my teeth. go get him! >> pop?
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fool! >> how am i doing? >> good. yeah. there will be a sequel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have to take a break but it will be worth it, stay there. we have many stars and many surprises on the way. it's our biggest show of the year. our 11th annual "after the oscars" special - we'll be right back after this. [ cheers and applause ] why can't i buy this weird, shaved-meat sasawich with my phone? why can't my battery last long enough to navigate me through these scary woods? ugh. eh, probably fine though. [lightning strike] why can't my phone have enough memory to hold all a hundred and forty-five of my movies, like that one with the action and the martial arts. you seen that one? why can't my phone take high quality low light
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[police siren] why don't you come down from there sir? you got it! why doesn't my phone work after i pour this expensive champagne all over it? how am i 'sposed to show people how rich and carefree i am? why did i have to wait so long in this commercial to do a celebrity sports person cameo? [scoreboard buzzer] why don't i ever get asked to be the spokesperson in the commercial? ha, ha. good question. introducing the only water-resistant, fast, wireless-charging, best camera having, memory expandable, pay almost anywhere, samsung galaxy s7 edge. vr experience ended. man, i would have made a great spokesperson. [sigh]
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>> jimmy: hello and welcome back to our 11th annual "after the
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batman is on the way. first let's check in with guillermo on the wall of america at the governors ball happening across -- look at this, guillermo, you did it! i asked you to get us a big star, you got us a big star, sacha baron cohen, hello! [ cheers and applause ] >> hello, america. >> jimmy: hey, you had a pretty quick costume change there, i guess. >> i don't know what you're talking about that wasn't me. >> jimmy: oh, that's right. i forgot. >> the academy would never let somebody like ali g. come out. i went to the toilet, it was done. >> jimmy: is it true that sacha -- you were supposed to present and instead ali g. wound up filling in as a surprise? >> that is true. that is true. i was very displayed because i was getting ready -- nature called. i went into the bathroom. next thing i knew, i had been usurped by ali g. and made a
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>> jimmy: ali g. presented by olivia, did s s know ali g. was coming out instead of you -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm sorry -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm real sorry. >> i'm not aware. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sacha, i apologize, there's some idiots in the back. >> yeah, there's a lot of complete pardon my french [ bleep ] walking around. >> jimmy: yeah, there are people jumping around in the back like -- >> they're just trying to get famous. a lot of people are here upset they didn't win tonight. >> jimmy: you know, this is really a shame that we put so much work into the show and then people just show and up they ruin it like that. >> bad losers. >> jimmy: well, you know -- sacha, you have a movie "the brothers grimsby" coming out. >> that's right, that's right. march 11th. >> jimmy: and again, i apologize
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unprofessional. guillermo, you're the one that going on. the shot! >> who is -- >> jimmy: thank you very much. >> dim wit. >> jimmy: i'm so sorry. >> stay away, please. >> jimmy: there's no excuse for i apologize again. some people are just gross. >> jimmy: sacha baron cohen! [ cheers and applause ] >> stay away. guillermo. >> stay away next year. >> jimmy: thank you. keep rounding people up, will you, guillermo? no -- >> hey, jimmy -- >> jimmy: thank you very much. much. [ cheers and applause ] it just really pisses me off, that's all. so back to the movies. this is the reason why we're watching television tonight. is on car night is a night to celebrate great films. if you're at all familiar with the movie "the producers" you comedies ever. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the producers" is a
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brooks, record-breaking 12 tony awards when mel made it into a broadway musical starring nathan lane and matthew broderick. it's been almost 15 years. now they're back with a diabolical new scheme to unleash yet. >> they were a pair of political >> that's it! we're finished, through, kaput! >> don't say that, max. >> let's face it, bloom, we haven't had a winning campaign in years. >> max, do you realize under the right circumstances it might be possible to make more money from a losing candidate than from a winner? >> what did you say? >> first we find a bad candidate, then we raise money like crazy and promise all the donors ambassadorships to italy or sweden or armenia. then when the public figures out what a nut case our guy is he drops out of the race -- >> and we keep all the dough!
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bloom! you bloody genius you! >> max, don't. >> but wait, wait. this candidate. he's got to be the worst candidate in history. a real train wreck. schmuck, puttz, gold-plated nincompoop. where would we find a buffoon like that? >> and now a message from the board room. >> people have been asking about my desk and the fact that i have so many papers on my desk. it's actually very neat. but if you look around, i mean, there's a lot of stuff. i've noticed over the years -- people have a lot going on on their desk. >> hand me the phone! the phone! >> my desk is a very important part of me -- >> yes, yes, yes. hello, hello, operator? >> -- that's a good thing -- >> get me the board room. you know which one. innocence thens they had a foolproof plan. >> there's a new horse in the
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his name, donald j. trump. can he beat the establishment? who will support him? fiscal conservatives? the religious right? or crazy old semi-racist white people? >> they're sure he can win? >> oh, mrs. comisky, donald trump is the very definition of a winner. >> just read the pin. >> oh. >> bless you, mrs. comisky, bless you. thank you. thank you. yes. i keep the checkie, thank you. thank you, mrs. comisky. here we go. that's a girl. oh, oh! beautiful, beautiful. we're going right out the door. all right, easy now. easy, we don't have time for that. all right. flights. bye! >> bye. >> thank god for citizens united.
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>> and 25 million bucks, bloom. i have to tell you, running trump was smart. but your idea about building a wall across the mexican border? brilliant. >> not as brilliant as your idea for it. >> he won't last the week! >> oh, look, max, this is it. >> i will build a great, great wall on our southern border and i will have mexico pay for that wall. mark my words. we're in the money we're in the money >> announcer: but they pick the wrong fool. >> good news for donald trump. the whole world has gone stark raving mad for him like these two looney birds, these numb skulls, even in whack a doodle. >> you ready for someone who will let our warriors do their job and go kick isis' ass? >> he's still in the lead, max. >> how could this happen?
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businessman who knows how to get things done. >> yeah, he'll stand up to the mexicans. >> i can't believe this it's not possible. >> where did we go right? >> wait a minute. wait a minute -- did he question >> yes. >> did he say we should kick out >> yes. >> did he propose banning all 1 the u.s.? >> si! >> did he say heidi klum was no longer a 10? >> yes, yes! >> nothing is working, max, nothing. >> oh, no! no! >> announcer: just in time for the election, it's a story that starts off funny and then gets really, really depressing. [ cheers and applause ] we needed a chump to put on the stump a frumpy grumpy named donald
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he's building a wall a thousand feet tall don't worry cause the mexicans will pay for it all >> announcer: from the producers of "the producers" comes a movie that will make america great again. nathan lane, matthew broderick, and cloris leachman star in -- you've been trumped >> maybe he won't be such a bad president. >> bing bing bong bong bing bing bong bong. >> whoa, what have we done? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a lot to come including we have tonight on the show never before seen footage from "batman versus superman." [ cheers and applause ] the "after oscars post show." we'll be right back with ben affleck! [ cheers and applause ]
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